hey volume ur kind of a tird, that fish ur holding looks real small. i know where u caught that fish, so if thats all you have too show at that pond u don't know how too fish, really volume ur gonna call me out ,should i have my friend call u because ur the judge. your such a tird. u want pics, ur gonna get em,and look so f#$*EN stupid
Now, I'll be the first to admit, I love a nice anonymous, internet argument but i feel like this isn't the place. Though if I was going to take part, I would inform Nofx that the correct spelling is "turd." I'd also point out that Volume didn't judge anything, he just doubted your fisherman's story, which is to be expected when you brag about a great day, show no proof, and then say you don't want to brag. Also, you're first two sentences are run-ons and you used the incorrect form of the word "to" in the sentence "you don't know how too fish." And in closing, maybe that was the only picture of Volume where he was able to both, hold his fish and give the peace sign, and he's not actually showing off the fish but rather his ability to multitask.
But as I said, this isn't the place for internet arguments so I won't get involved.
PS Thanks for all the input guys.