1. We admitted that we were powerless over Bass Fishing and our lives had become unmanageable.
2. We came to believe that a Girlfriend who bass fished could restore us to sanity.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Fish God as we understood him.
4. We made a searching and fearless visual inventory of our Tackle Box.
5. We admitted to the Fish God, Ourselves, and another Bass Fisherman the exact way to rig a Drop Shot.
6. We were entirely ready to have the Fish Gods remove all our defects of presentation.
7. We humbly asked the Fish Gods to remove our Birds Nests.
8. We made a list of all ponds and lakes we planned to fish and became willing to fish them all.
9. We fished all these ponds and lakes except when to do so would interfere with MAFF Tournaments.
10.We continued to take Tackle Box inventory and when we lost something promptly replaced it.
11.We sought through MAFF and You Tube Videos to improve our conscious contact with the Bass as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of there location in the brush pile and a Flipping Stick with the power to pull them out.
12. Having won a MAFF Tournament as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to other Bass Fishermen and to practice these principals in all of our Tournaments.
Written For Fishermen By Fishermen.
2. We came to believe that a Girlfriend who bass fished could restore us to sanity.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Fish God as we understood him.
4. We made a searching and fearless visual inventory of our Tackle Box.
5. We admitted to the Fish God, Ourselves, and another Bass Fisherman the exact way to rig a Drop Shot.
6. We were entirely ready to have the Fish Gods remove all our defects of presentation.
7. We humbly asked the Fish Gods to remove our Birds Nests.
8. We made a list of all ponds and lakes we planned to fish and became willing to fish them all.
9. We fished all these ponds and lakes except when to do so would interfere with MAFF Tournaments.
10.We continued to take Tackle Box inventory and when we lost something promptly replaced it.
11.We sought through MAFF and You Tube Videos to improve our conscious contact with the Bass as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of there location in the brush pile and a Flipping Stick with the power to pull them out.
12. Having won a MAFF Tournament as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to other Bass Fishermen and to practice these principals in all of our Tournaments.
Written For Fishermen By Fishermen.
you are crazy dude.it's all about finding the fish and figuring out what they will eat.sometimes they feed and it's easy.sometimes they shut down and you have to force feed them.and sometimes you just get lucky with the right cast in front of the right fish or two or three or four or more.see ya sunday.
Ya I've been called crazy before Ken! LMAO. I happen to be a member of a 12 step fellowship and thought it would be some funny s*** to make a spin off of the 12 steps. I work in the Substance Abuse field as well and the 30 or so clients I counsel were rolling when I ran group today and read them this! See you Sunday bud!
I'll pray to whoever will help me catch a fish. I'm 0 for my last four trips. Tonight I went to Quarter Mile Pond (where I usually have luck) and I couldn't even get a sunny to take a worm!!!! Can someone tell me what the bass are looking for this time of year?
Thats some good stuff and I admit, I abide by most of those. Had to tell the gf that they (us) were able to open up more spots for the tourney this Sunday and although its her bday and I had made some great plans, those will have to wait until another weekend. Fortunately I have contingency plans that should work after weigh in so that lessens my douche bag status a bit. Doesnt help that one of fantasy football drafts is saturday night.
lol the fish god does share his bounty.
However, I did feel his wrath one day in the form of no bites, bird-nests in my baitcaster, and snapped lines on rocks.
This leads me to believe that the fish god is a female and should not be crossed because she will go out of her way to ruin your fishing day.
=) lol
However, I did feel his wrath one day in the form of no bites, bird-nests in my baitcaster, and snapped lines on rocks.
This leads me to believe that the fish god is a female and should not be crossed because she will go out of her way to ruin your fishing day.
=) lol