RECREATIONAL BOATERS A.K.A. "THE WOO HOO'ERS" HAVE BEGUN THEIR MIGRATION TO A BODY OF WATER NEAR YOU, BASS FISHERMAN BEWARE!!!
FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM "WOO HOO'ERS" IT IS DEFINED AS AND CONSISTS OF MULTIPLE PEOPLE, ONE BEING THE DRIVER OF THE VESSLE, MOST DEFINITELY DRUNK, POSSIBLY 2 TO 3 OTHERS ON BOARD, ALSO DRUNK, TOWING AROUND MORE DRUNK PEOPLE ON A TUBE AROUND WHO ARE ALL YELLING WOO HOO!!
THIS NORMALLY WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM, BUT THE PROBLEM BECOMES THAT THEY HAVE THE WHOLE LAKE TO DO THIS YET THEY INSIST ON CONTINUOUSLY CIRLCLING YOU AND THE AREA YOU ARE TRYING TO FISH.
IN THE PAST I HAVE FLAGGED BAOTERS DOWN, THEY APPROACH UNAWARE OF THE SLEW OF PROFANITY THAT IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY MOUTH WHEN THEY ARRIVE.
RECIPE TO STAND YOUR GROUND AND MAKE YOUR POINT.
MIX ONE 1 OZ JIG WITH A VERY SHARP HOOK,
WITH 1 MEDIUM HEAVY ACTION ROD,
WITH 1 HIGH QUALITY BAITCASTER SPOOLED WITH HEAVY BRAID.
MAKE LONG REPEATED CAST DIRECTLY AT THEIR VESSLE UNTIL THEY (A) GET THE F*&CKING POINT OR (B) YOU ACTUALLY HIT AND POP THE TUBE.
NO MATTER WHAT STAND YOUR GROUND GAME WARDENS AND ENVIROMENTAL POLICE DO NOT LIKE DRUNK BOATERS!