PERFECT CHRISTMAS SONG FOR THE MAFFERS ...ENJOY..AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 Drummers Drumming---(Big Bass Jumpin')
11 Pipers Piping---(Pickerel Spitting))--our lines
10 Lords-a-Leaping--(Land-Lords a winning)--can you imagine that (10) Chuck's?
9 Ladies Dancing---(Strippers Dancin'?)
8 Maids-a-Milking<----(wait a minute...don't we have dairies for this?,tell the maids to join the strippers!...17 strippers dancin!)
7 Swans-a-Swimming<----hopefully with out lead weights for snacking hahahahaha
6 Geese-a-Laying---yea ya ever seen those eggs? THEY'RE HUGE
5 Gold Rings---(5 KICK ASS LURES !!!)
4 Colly Birds----Ok...what the hell is a COLLY BIRD?
3 French Hens---(French Chefs)
2 Turtle Doves---(Mean Ass Turtles)
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.---And and out house for us all to pee !
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 Drummers Drumming---(Big Bass Jumpin')
11 Pipers Piping---(Pickerel Spitting))--our lines
10 Lords-a-Leaping--(Land-Lords a winning)--can you imagine that (10) Chuck's?
9 Ladies Dancing---(Strippers Dancin'?)
8 Maids-a-Milking<----(wait a minute...don't we have dairies for this?,tell the maids to join the strippers!...17 strippers dancin!)
7 Swans-a-Swimming<----hopefully with out lead weights for snacking hahahahaha
6 Geese-a-Laying---yea ya ever seen those eggs? THEY'RE HUGE
5 Gold Rings---(5 KICK ASS LURES !!!)
4 Colly Birds----Ok...what the hell is a COLLY BIRD?
3 French Hens---(French Chefs)
2 Turtle Doves---(Mean Ass Turtles)
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.---And and out house for us all to pee !